Thursday, March 12, 2009

ENOUGH with Bernie Madoff already!



GEEZ! Why is this guy still front page news? Bernie's taxi rides have been above the fold since before Christmas! We caught him, he's guilty, he's going to jail... can we PULEEZE demote him to page 3? Think of all the Brad and Angelina stuff we're ignoring!


For those of you who just can't get enough of this guy, here's the initial story, from Bloomberg News, on Dec. 11! And if that's not enough, follow the link at the end of the article and you can get everything ever written about him -- heck, even his name, address and phone number, if you want!

Madoff Charged in Fraud Said to Total More Than $20 Billion

By David Glovin

Dec. 11 (Bloomberg) -- Bernard Madoff, president of Bernard Madoff Investment Securities, was charged with securities fraud by federal prosecutors in New York in a scheme that totaled more than $20 billion, according to a person familiar with the case.

Madoff was arrested today by the FBI and is scheduled to appear in court this afternoon in Manhattan. Madoff, 70, was charged with a single count of securities fraud. His firm is based in New York.

�Bernard Madoff is a longstanding leader in the financial services industry,� said defense lawyer Dan Horwitz as he waited for Madoff�s case to be called. �We will fight to get through this unfortunate set of events.�

Madoff started his firm in 1960 with $5,000 of savings and took advantage of securities-law changes in the 1970s designed to spur competition in U.S. stock markets, according to a profile posted on the Web site Finance Tech.

He was chief of the Securities Industry Association�s trading committee in the 1990s and early this decade, where he represented brokerage firms in discussions with regulators about new stock-market rules as electronic-trading systems and networks gained prominence.

The case is U.S. v. Madoff, U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York (Manhattan)
http://search.bloomberg.com/search?q=Bernard+Madoff&getfields=wnnis&sort=date%3AD%3AS%3Ad1&btnG.x=18&btnG.y=5&btnG=Search+News&entqr=0&getfields=wnnis&sort=date%3AD%3AS%3Ad1&output=xml_no_dtd&client=wnews&ud=1&oe=UTF-8&ie=UTF-8&proxystylesheet=wnews&site=wnews&filter=p



Wanna know who got screwed? Click on the article title for a complete list!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Conchita Cintr�n Verill, bullfighter, died on February 17th, aged 86

Mar 5th 2009
From The Economist print edition




(Ah, the women we wish we had known!)


Four in the afternoon is the vital time in bullfighting. Most corridas start then, when the declining sun shines full in the bull�s eyes, dazzling him. And that was the only time Conchita Cintr�n felt afraid. Behind the closed gates of the patio de cuadrillas, mounted and ready, she would feel a sudden lightning bolt to the pit of the stomach, the realisation that she didn�t know how the bull would be, or what was about to happen. At that moment, everyone was quiet. All she could hear was the tinkling harness of the mules that would drag the bull out of the ring, the chink of spur on stirrup, �and the voice of some well-intentioned supporter wishing you luck, and you can hardly bear to give him your hand.� Then the gates swung open, the trumpets blared out, �and it�s just God, the bull and the bullfighter.�

It was also at four in the afternoon that she had dared to knock, years before, at the door of Ruy da C�mara�s riding school in Lima. It was a cold, pale day in winter; she was 11. The place was deserted. Da C�mara found in front of him a slender child with blonde page-boy hair and blue eyes, dressed in overalls, which she wore as nonchalantly as if she had no other clothes. She handed him a ten-soles note and asked him to give her a lesson. Yes, she added, she knew how to ride a little; she had been given a horse as a present on the day of her first communion.

Da C�mara noticed then what fans treasured later: her delicacy, her solemnity and her fearlessness. She was a gringa, with a Puerto Rican father and an Irish-American mother; this accounted for her fair northern colouring, which earned her the name �Golden Goddess� in Mexico, where she made her reputation. Her fine hands allowed her to flick and twirl the muleta, luring the bull and teasing him, with extraordinary artistry. Beside the huge black beast, one commentator wrote, she looked like a S�vres figurine, but one brimming over with duende�courage, grace and defiance. She was known especially for her ver�nicas, slow backward swings of the cape with both feet rock-steady as the bull raced towards her, almost upon her.

But Ms Cintr�n had not intended to work with capes or muletas. She had started as a horse-rider, until the day when da C�mara encouraged his pupils to stick banderillas in an old chair from horseback. She took to the new game so eagerly that, at 13, he tried her talents on a frisky bull that was being driven to the local slaughterhouse. Her horse, as she gave it rein and raced forwards, leapt �like a swallow� with fear, but she saw her banderilla planted firmly for the first time in the black, mountainous neck. That was it. At 16, though her parents wished she would do something ladylike, such as learning French, she was touring professionally round the bullrings of Latin America.

Learning to kill was harder. She practised at the slaughterhouse, serenely confident, as she would tell preachy Americans later, that these bulls would otherwise die by the hammer, an �unsporting� end. At first she closed her eyes, missing the vital spinal gap where her dagger had to fall. She forced herself not only to look, but to stay still as the bull charged her. Only then could she see the spot. The keen, true thrust, and the instantaneous death, made her sing with joy. In her fairly short career�she retired in 1950, at 27, wanting to marry a man who would not roll over so readily�she killed more than 750 bulls, happily collecting their ears, tails and feet.
A passing caress

Her skills were not always welcome. This was, and is, a man�s world. She had been trained as a rejoneadora, in the Portuguese version of bullfighting, and was supposed to stay on her horse. Men went on foot to do their duelling with the bull, and to kill it; this was not women�s work. But Ms Cintr�n found her horse got in the way. �Twos always work better than threes,� she liked to say. In her rejoneadora gear�no flashy suit of lights, but a silk jacket, leather chapped trousers and a wide-brimmed hat�she would slide from her steed and right into the close, bloody dance.

One late fight, in Jaen in 1950, was especially famous. Women were forbidden to fight on foot in Franco�s Spain, in case they were gored in unseemly ways. (Ms Cintr�n was often injured and twice gored, once in each thigh, but managed to finish off the bull after fainting briefly.) On this occasion, having slipped illegally from her horse, she snatched a muleta and sword from the waiting novillero, raised the sword as the bull charged, and then dropped it, instead caressing the huge black neck as it hurtled past. For this �burst of glorious criminality�, as Orson Welles described it, she was instantly arrested and as instantly pardoned, as the crowd rained down hats and carnations. That final caress, with her delicate fingers, was a gesture only a woman might have thought of making.

She married well, to an aristocratic nephew of her riding teacher, and spent the rest of her life writing articles, breeding Portuguese water dogs and doing the diplomatic round. In old age, she would complain that she had lived too long; a bullfighter, after all, �sees no importance in living beyond the fight�. Ordinary life dragged. But at times, laughing, she would make her hands into horns and imitate the rush of the bull out of the gate, at four in the afternoon.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

More Jaxonia Economic Help: The most 'retail' of retail



In the top five of wild price mark-ups in America, the big surprise for Jaxonia was... there wasn't any! Surprises, that is. Every Earth inhabitant is totally aware he is paying through the nose for these products, yet all of them are perennial top consumer items. Not a single one is a staple -- we can do without all of them and our lives wouldn't be a speck different.

Wanna know the top idiotic way we spend our money? Oh, you know... but click on 'read more' so you can say, "I KNEW IT!" For the whole laundry list, click on the title of this article.

You knew this, right?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Plus �a change...

...plus c'est la m�me chose. The more things change, the more they remain the same.



The song is nigh onto 50 years old, but it seems to be -- unfortunately for us -- as current as ever. The video was made yesterday by a very good friend, Jack, the "Z" Man Thanks Jack!


Want more from the singers/songwriters? Click on the title of this article.