Here's your chance to be patriotic. Pack the kids up, point your car toward the gulf coast, and be a tourist with a double purpose: have some fun, and put your money down to help save our storied southeast.
Got an American flag on your bumper? Maybe a 'We support our troops' ribbon? Isn't it time to add a flag from Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana or Florida? You gonna let some British oil slick stop you? It didn't stop Americans in 1812!
No nonsense, no toxic green look, no greasy, slide-around feel... opalescent, and goes on THICK and creamy. Price? Who knows? At this level of purchase, aren't we all rich enough to afford the best? I mean, we're not talking Bugatti Veyron, here!