Thursday, December 10, 2009

Why Does the Air Force Want Thousands of PlayStations?


This falls into the creepy category -- a bunch of Playstation 3s, linked together, doing ... what? Running NORAD? Maybe my grandsons have unconsciously been working toward an Air Force career. It's gonna make it harder for their mother to get them to dinner when their response is "Not now Mom, I'm tracking an unidentified aircraft over Alaskan air space!"


Why Does the Air Force Want Thousands of PlayStations? - ABC News

Godfather spaghetti sauce -- you never know, you might have to cook for 20 guys some day


You see, you start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes, tomato paste, you fry it; ya make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil; you shove in all your sausage and your meatballs; heh�? And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick."

Our thanks to the Urban Possum for this -- click on the headline to go there.

The scene with Clemenza appears in the novel, but not the actual recipe. According to the DVD commentary, the recipe came from Francis Ford Coppola, who directed the film. He says he put the recipe in the script because, if the film flopped, at least whoever saw it would learn how to make spaghetti sauce. In other words, this is meant to be an Important Scene.

There are some clues as to proportions that aren't mentioned. Clemenza is talking to Mikey just as he's emptying two cans of tomatoes into the sauce. That tells us the proportions he's using. When he adds the sausages and meatballs, you realize from their color that they've already been cooked. He splashes in wine straight from the jug, and it's a deep red wine. The sugar is dumped in from a measuring cup, and it looks to be about a quarter-cup.

So. Here's how the recipe looks, to serve 8 to 10 people:

Spaghetti Sauce

2 tbsp. olive oil
2-4 cloves garlic, chopped
2 large (28-ounce) cans tomatoes (whole, crushed or chopped)
1 10-ounce or 2 6-ounce cans tomato paste
3 to 4 Italian sausages, grilled and sliced
1 lb. cooked meatballs (use your favorite recipe)
Dry red wine
1/4 cup sugar

1. Heat the oil over medium heat in a large pot.
2. Add garlic and cook for a few minutes. Do not let the garlic burn.
3. Add tomatoes and tomato paste. Cook for about 5 minutes, stirring continuously so that a relatively smooth consistence is reached.
4. Add sausages and meatballs. Stir until the meat is coated.
5. Add a splash of red wine, then the sugar according to taste.
6. Reduce heat to medium-low and let simmer for a minimum of 20 minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent scorching.
7. Serve by ladling over cooked pasta.

Tip: If you normally have problems with gas after eating a sauce like this, you can reduce them by skimming the surface of acid (reddish-orange pools of foam will form on the surface).

Tip 2: If you're using canned whole tomatoes, draining them and then crushing them by hand will result in a chunky sauce. Canned crushed tomatoes will create a slightly thinner sauce, while canned chopped tomatoes will result in a thicker sauce.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Day of Infamy, then... and now




It is now 69 years later. Almost a decade ago, on September 11, 2001, America was attacked again, with a loss of life and property even more devastating than Pearl Harbor. The war that started on that 'day of infamy' continues to this day.

Let us pray that America, once again, has the will and resolve to "gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God!"





Televised one year ago

Sunday, December 6, 2009

99 luft balloons redux -- is that even possible?


This is a real test of Jaxonia's -- and your -- technical internet prowess -- if everything works correctly, you should be able to a)click on the headline for a musical accompaniment, and b) click on the internal headline for the complete story. Put the audio in its own window so you'll be able to click on the internal headline. It may be easier if you get the music playing in its own window, and THEN load Jaxonia again. (We didn't say it would be easy!) One last caveat: You'll only get one shot at the complete song; Lala reverts to a 30-second clip for additional replays -- the bastards want you to buy the music!

Well, what are you waiting for? Get going!

What's With the Red Balloons? Military Offers $40k in Contest - ABC News



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