You want Progressive? YOU CAN'T HANDLE PROGRESSIVE!

Progressive means hard work. You don't just pick up a newspaper or tune in a channel or surf the net for an article; you don't just check the comment box and scribble your seat-of-the-pants take. You challenge, you question, you prepare to change your opinion, even if it hurts. You boldly go where you've never gone before (luv that Star Trek).

If, however, you are a little lazy like me, here's a great CliffsNotes.

Be careful; it's as habit forming as Sumatran Extra Bold.